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Hi, Anna Natchoes here, David’s delivery girl. Well, I must say, deliveries are going really well. I thought that interest might wane after “stealth mode” was nipped in the bud, but that doesn’t appear to have been the case.

In fact, my delivery route has only grown longer and I must say, it’s all but unmanageable now. I’m really feeling the pressure. Sometimes David berates me for missing a couple of houses and the excruciating guilt I feel is a welcome reminder of how successful we are right now.

I’ve been to the doctor and he’s given me some anti-anxiety sweets to munch on. David asked me whether they taste like commercial  and financial success.

I said that they did.