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Hi, David here of Delicatessen fame. I’ve some bad news, I’m afraid. I regret to inform you that our food delivery service is being put on hold for the time being and I don’t know how likely it is that we’ll be able to start it up again.

I thought Anna was doing a great job, I must say. Every night, when she got back, there’d be tears of joy in her eyes and maybe the positive emotions were just too much for her, because unfortunately she had a little bit of a psychotic episode.

I’m sure we’ve lost one customer, but the state he’s in, I don’t think he’ll be eating much anyway, so no great loss.